Flood

I haven’t been able to paint much due to a huge disaster. A pipe burst, flooding much of my basement with an inch of water. It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

Two businessmen are flying to Tahiti, sitting next to each other in First Class. One of them complains to the other, “my factory was completely destroyed by a fire, but I had tons of insurance and it paid for everything, with enough left over for a nice vacation in Tahiti.” The other businessman says, “that’s almost exactly what happened to me, except my factory got wiped out in a flood.” The first businessman says, “Hey, that’s amazing, how do you start a flood?”

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